Queen of beauty
AnonymousSpirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal your national animal for 12 hours.

BUT I CAN-

*poof*

not an eagle. crap dont let america see me.

M!A Master Post
  • Control: Muse can control other people's actions without them knowing for 3 days, but don't know that when the M!A is over the controlled people will find out what Muse made them do. Then the Muse have to do anything they say for 3 days.
  • Temptation: For the next 3 days, the Muse will be haunted by a hooded figure tempting them with everything they ever wanted if the Muse just signs a contract. If the Muse give in, they will be a dark/evil version of themselves for a week. (If the Muse is already evil, they will just go insane)
  • Beautiful: Muse will be so incredibly beautiful, charming and sexy that no-one can refuse them anything for 2 days. But if they use this to take advantage of someone, these people will find the Muse hideous and repellant for a week after the M!A is over.
  • Starving: Muse is starving and is sorrounded by their favourite foods at all times for 24 hours. But actually, these foods are innocent people...
  • Tired: For 24 hours, the Muse will feel exhausted. But the Muse knows that if they go to sleep, the people the Muse cares about will feel excruciating pain.
  • Book: The Muse is the main character of a book of anon's choice for 5 days and have to go trough the same things the character in the book did.
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  • Sick as a Dog: Muse is ill for 24 hours (Anon specifies symptoms).
  • Can’t Sleep: Muse cannot sleep until another person says their full name, no matter how tired they are.
  • Help: Muse believes he/she is trapped in their current location for 5 hours.
  • Baby Bump: Muse is pregnant (Anon specifies how many months).
  • Baby Boom: Muse is pregnant with twins (Anon specifies how many months).
  • Flaming Youth: Muse is rebellious and easily angered for 8 hours.
  • Opposites: Muse switches from very angry/depressed to very happy/cheerful every other hour for 10 hours.
  • Darkness: Muse is blind for 24 hours.
  • Silence: Muse is deaf for 24 hours.
  • 17 Again: Muse is in his/her 17 year old form.
  • Shaking Hands: Muse is suddenly freezing cold and can’t stop shivering for (Anon specifies time).
  • Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.
  • Hungry like the Wolf: Muse is starving, no matter how much he/she eats for 10 hours.
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  • Sexual M!A’s:
  • Flesh: Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex(ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)
  • Drunk: Muse will stumble, and talk, slurred, as if they are quite intoxicated, along with hit on anyone, badly.
  • Truth potion: Muse has to tell the truth about anything asked for an hour.
  • Tell Me What To Do: Muse is a slave to Anon’s choice
  • Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.
  • S&M: Muse wants to have S&M sex (Anon decides if Muse is S or M and with who)
  • Whipped Cream: Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours
  • Heat: Muse will be put into a hot room. Muse is tied to a chair and has to stay in that room for at least an hour. (Under the watch of Anon’s choice)
  • Take It Off: Muse takes off an article of clothing every time their name is said.(Anon decides how long)
  • Wish We Were Older: Muse is into child’s play for 4 hours
  • Vulnerable: Muse is left tied up in a public place, for anyone to take advantage of. (Muse cannot be untied until the 5 hours are up.)
  • Kitten/Pup Affection: Muse is a “kitten” or “puppy” to (Anon Deicdes), being submissive and has to crawl around on their knees, doing anything there Master(s) say. 24 hours
  • Name: Has an orgasm every time someone says there name.
  • Muse can receive as many M!A’s as the Anon’s want to give.
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  • Cute M!A’S:
  • Lean On Me: With the help of ___ (anon’s choice) your muse will get through something that scared them (the anon can specify or leave it up to the mun) for 3 hours.
  • Here’s To Never Growing Up: Isn’t that just adorable. Your muse will experience puppy dog love with ___ (anon’s choice) for 2 days.
  • Thunder: It’s raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ___ (anon’s choice) and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm.
  • Sweet Nothings: Your muse is full of nothing but happiness and positive things to say for 24 hours.
  • Ariel: Oh no, your muse has lost it’s voice! But they have to tell ___ (anon’s choice) how they feel! If your muse gets a kiss from the chosen person within 2 days they get their voice back, if not well you’ve seen the movie.
  • Pure: Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.
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  • Dramatic M!A’S:
  • Fear: Anon gets to name something, and muse will have an extremely debilitating phobia of it for one week. Bonus points if it’s something ridiculous.
  • Blue Birds of Horror: Animals, particularly birds, hate you for the next two days. They bomb dive and attack you with relentless force until you are safely inside.
  • Heathers: Your muse becomes a sociopath for 12 hours. If your muse is already a sociopath, he/she becomes empathetic to everyone.
  • Burn: Muse is severely falling in love with (anon decides who and duration.)
  • Cough Syrup: (tw) Muse becomes extremely depressed and is not in a good mindset and begins to have thoughts of suicide. (Anon decides duration)
  • Memories: Muse has amnesia. (Anon decides duration)
  • Stay: Muse becomes extremely sick and may end up in the hospital for (anon decides illness and how long)
  • Jealousy: Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.
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  • Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
  • Sight: Muse is blind for ___
  • Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
  • Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
  • Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
  • Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
  • Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
  • Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
  • Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
  • Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
  • Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
  • Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
  • Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
  • Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
  • Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
  • Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
  • Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
  • Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
  • Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
  • Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
  • Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
  • Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
  • Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
  • Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
  • Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
  • Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
  • Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
  • Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
  • Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
  • Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
  • Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
  • Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
  • Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
  • Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
  • Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
  • Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
  • Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
  • Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
  • Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
  • Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
  • Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
  • Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
  • Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
  • AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
  • Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
  • Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
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  • Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
  • Sight: Muse is blind for ___
  • Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
  • Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
  • Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
  • Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
  • Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
  • Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
  • Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
  • Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])
  • Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
  • Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
  • Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
  • Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
  • Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
  • Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
  • Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
  • Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
  • Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
  • Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
  • Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
  • Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
  • Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
  • Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
  • Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
  • Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
  • Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
  • Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
  • Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
  • Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
  • Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
  • Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
  • Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
  • Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
  • Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
  • Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
  • Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
  • Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
  • Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
  • Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
  • Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
  • Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
  • Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
  • Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
  • AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
  • Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
  • Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
  • Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)
  • High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.
  • Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.
  • Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.
  • Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
  • Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
  • Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___
  • Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___
My girlfriend, my bestfriend, and me in a skype call;

italy-curl:

dont-touch-my-pasta:

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*licks the booty*

trillgamesh:


it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

earthdad:

i think tumblr just needs a reminder of Kindergarten rules

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lazypacific:

lanashiftdelrey:

" You would’ve gotten a better grade if you had studied. "

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" You would understand if you had a bf/gf. "

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“ I’m not judging you, but … ”

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" I listen to real music not electronic garbage. "

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" Video games are for children, grow up! "

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ask-mexico-hetalia"Hey roderich."

ask-roderich-eldelstein:

ask-mexico-hetalia:

ask-roderich-eldelstein:

"Yeah?"

"… I want another… Kid…"

"Another cat?" He was playing the piano, more focused on that sound. "But we already have three."

"No… Another child.. I want another baby… Not a cat."

hardcorehousewife:

emmaphorisms:

Females grow pubic hair

Not all labias are symmetrical

Big clitorises are not unnatural

Vaginal secretions exist outside of sexual arousal

These secretions have a smell

Some more pungent than others

The female reproductive system is not dirty

The female body can be hairy and a bit smelly and it will appear different for everyone

And that’s okay

file under: shit i was not taught in school but fuck i wish it was

ask-mexico-hetalia"Hey roderich."

ask-roderich-eldelstein:

"Yeah?"

"… I want another… Kid…"

attack-on-stupid:

cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

kill anime